Preserving Children
1 grass-grown field
1/2 dozen children (or more)
Several dogs (and puppies, if in season)
One brook
Pebbles
Sticks
Method: Into the field pour children and dogs, allowing to mix well. Poor brook over pebbles till slightly frothy. Gently add sticks. When children are nicely brown, cool in warm tub. When dry, serve with buttermilk, freshly baked bread and jam.